(once upon a time there was a tall boy named andy)
(and he loved technologies so much that one day, they posed him a serious problem)
(the technologies that competed for his love offered him many different things so that his poor heart was confounded)
(and he didn't know which to choose to grow old with)
(one played hard to get)
(codename: jetpack)
(one played the sophisticate)
(codename: sony)
(one played the most convenient - though she happened to be the ugliest and held the least appeal - she just wasn't his type, you know)
(codename: transformer)
(in the end, he deliberated so long and so hard that he never could decide)
(his head exploded!)
(so his father's check sat unspent)
(and the computers gave their love to another)
(the end)
(for the record, when his head explodes, it explodes into stars and there is nothing gross at all whatsoever)
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